Great Failures of the Extremely Successful

Not Bull, Inspirational.

Bull Moose, Poem on Video

This is me performainga light- hearted poem performed by at the 1997 Cowboy Poetry Gathering, Toppenish, Washington. Converted from VHS.

Doctor's Orders

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."